From Dingus Milktoast
Doing cutting edge climbs isn't a requirement for a good TR
(since only a scant handful of climbers here are capable of
such feats anyway). Here are a few suggestions for those
interested in creating more entertaining TR's... (based upon
my opinion and experience alone, such as they are)
1. The Devil is in the details. And most of us just are not
interested. So when someone starts a TR with how poorly
their summer has gone, or why their wife left them, or how
their job sucks, they lose many potential readers. Too, if a
writer gets into the intimate details of rack selection, or
blow by blow accounts of individual pitches, many will sign
off (permanently in many cases). And personally, I don't
want blow by blow accounts of easy trade routes, top rope
visits to the local crag, or dare I say it, a TR about a gym
visit. These types of TR's are incredibly boring and are
destined for the electronic round file even before they're
posted.
2. Decide on a theme for your TR and stick to it. And mix
that theme from report to report. So one TR might focus on
partner dynamics. Another might focus on fear management.
Blah blah. Use the TR and your experience on a route to
make a point. The point then becomes the reason for reading
the TR instead of yet another account of, um, climbing the
Nose or something.
3. Develop your style. Sure, use, borrow and steal (you know
who you are...) as you and your conscious see fit. But
always remember, a poor copy is a poor copy. Better to start
and fail at something truly your own than to copy and fail
with someone else's work, themes, etc.
4. When you write a TR, save it and leave it alone for a
decent period of time. Then, dredge it up and do a rewrite.
I often have to insert humor (what little there is) well
after the initial draft of a TR for example.
5. EDIT YOUR WORK! Can't say enough about this. If you're
going to go to the trouble of posting your TR, you owe it to
yourself to make it as solid as possible. It is very
difficult to edit your own work however. I can't discern
misspelled words that I wrote, but I can spot those of
another a mile away. My mind knows what I meant to write and
will continue to insist that wird is spelled correctly, even
though it isn't (like that?). It takes strong discipline and
attention to detail to do proper editing.
6. Get a trusted friend (hopefully an intelligent one too)
to critique your writing.
7. Don't take yourself, your climbs or your writing too
seriously. You can do that when you're getting paid for it.
As it is, we're all amateurs and we're all equals (except
some of us are MUCH MORE equal than others... hah!).
8. Having said don't take yourself too seriously, also keep
in mind that on rec.climbing, your words are who you are.
Sloppy writing and poor editing is akin to unwashed hair,
dirty fingernails, a dead lawn and unbrushed teeth. If
that's how you want the world to see you... that is in fact
how the world will see you. Personally, I don't want anyone
to think I'm illiterate and uneducated (even though I am).
The reasons many don't write TR's is encompassed above.
Writing a good TR isn't climbing. It's work. And it's a type
of work that is boring to some, a waste of time to others
and beyond the grasp of more than a few. The guy who said
writing clear and concise English is easy (paraphrasing
here) must be from Mars or something. Writing clear and
concise English is exceedingly difficult and quite beyond
the capabilities of the average American. And that's the
truth.
DMT