From: Ted Pederson
Newsgroups: rec.climbing
Subject: Re: TR: Pudgie Gumby
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 15:09:22 -0700
Well done, but this belongs in a new category, GR, "gym report".
Right now I am imagining long, prosaic GR's:
Traffic is epic, and when we finally managed to arrive at the gym, the
parking lot was full with cars from the surrounding businesses. We have to
hike over half a block on hot pavement just to get to the front door.
Dave turns back at this point, saying he had a "sixth sense moment" that
this trip is doomed, at least for him. He is not meant to be here
(luckily we were later able to hook back up with him at Carl's Junior down
the street).
Steve and I plodded on, no longer speaking due to the black cloud hanging
over us after Dave's foreboding words. Our spirits were lifted when I
pointed out some new chalk bags for sale at the gear counter, and
check-in went without incident. After getting our gear on we were set to
begin. Steve tied in and said "climbing". "Climb...", before I could
even say "on" Steve's first foothold spun and he popped off. "Whoa
Duuude", he said and looked at me with a look that said it all. Why are
we here? What unseen force has directed us here and holds our souls
captive, giving no option but to continue? This game of plastic will be
played to the end, and right now it has only started. "Climb on". Steve
is now determined ascension incarnate. Pulling the first bits of slack
through the Gri Gri, I glance around. There are less than 50 people
here! I try not to panic, but this eerie fact has shaken me to the
core. What has happened to the crowds, have they and Dave sensed
something very real?
.... well, you get the idea
Ted