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October 5, 2008

presidential linkdump 08

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 9:44 pm

If you’re like me (which I assume you are, since you’re reading my blog), you’re probably fatigued from campaign overdose. It’s not just the TV or radio ads; somehow, this election is special and this year’s presidential campaign is crushingly pervasive. From technology aggregators to your friends’ facebook feeds that announce “Laura joined Fifty Trillion strong for the Messiah” you just can’t get away from it.

So my apologies in advance for adding to the noise. I’m going to write just this one leetle post regarding the presidential stuff and call it good.

Matt Taibbi is over the top in his Mad Dog Palin editorial in Rolling Stone. But, if you can separate out the wheat from the chaff, you eventually get to this good paragraph:

The great insight of the Palin VP choice is that huge chunks of American voters no longer even demand that their candidates actually have policy positions; they simply consume them as media entertainment, rooting for or against them according to the reflexive prejudices of their demographic, as they would for reality-show contestants or sitcom characters. Hicks root for hicks, moms for moms, born-agains for born-agains.

It’s an important point, and one that I agree with. Unfortunately, if you read that Taibbi piece and found yourself cheering on his vitriol, congratulations! you’ve just unwittingly committed exactly the same sort of intellectual laziness that the Palin-supporters are stereotyped for.

Suzanne Garment’s best point during her Palin-Biden debate analysis:

Palin’s voice was high, perky, earnest, naive, twangy, aw-shucks and altogether unreflective of the weariness, ironies ambiguities that we expect from a leader who has seen and understood the world.

That was what Palin’s voice sounded like to cosmopolitans. Clearly, it did not sound that way to much of the country. Lots of Americans actually talk the way Palin talks.

Indeed they do. And the inability for the “liberal elite” to understand that fact is slightly maddening to me, because the misunderstanding usually comes along with a healthy scoop of superiority as well. Ignorance and close-mindedness are equally distributed on both sides of the aisle.

John Meacham writes a nice editorial titled The Palin Problem and makes a devastating point:

Palin is on the ticket because she connects with everyday Americans. [...] But that honest explanation of the rationale for her candidacy raises an important question. Do we want leaders who are everyday folks, or do we want leaders who understand everyday folks? Therein lies an enormous difference [...]

Obviously, Meacham is saying that Palin is an everday folk. And whether she actually is or is not makes not one whit of difference because perception is reality and there is a significant portion of our country’s population that wants an everyday folk in high office.

As my political ideology matures, I’m increasingly thinking that we need to take a Just Say No! stance towards populism. Colorado has horrible constitutional amendments that are causing real budget problems because it’s so easy to cram just about anything onto a state-level ballot.

A story in Rolling Stone titled Make-Believe Maverick is a semi-hatchet job on McCain, but if you read between the lines and with a liberal dosage of salt, it does cast more than a little doubt onto the true character of the man. Which is a kinda important point, considering a large plank in his platform is his character.

I was a fan of the McCain story during the 2000 election and during the 2008 Republican primaries, when I didn’t know much about him, and he wasn’t doing crazy things like suspending his campaign to “help” solve the bailout or making cynical VP choices. The media often make references to McCain’s famous temper but never really gives any backstory to what’s going on. Dickinson’s article, clearly slanted and not to be taken as gospel, does help you get a little closer to what the true story might be, and even if it’s somewhere in the middle, the idea of McCain as CINC makes me pretty uncomfortable.

Finally, if you can’t get your fill on campaign status updates, you need to read http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/. The tagline is “electoral projections done right” and I’m inclined to agree.

Ok, that’s enough — I promise to not blog about the presidential race anymore.

[The Colorado ballot has about 10 or 12 new amendments up for vote, and I plan on spewing a bit on those. ;)]

October 3, 2008

norvig tells us how to vote

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 11:49 am

Peter Norvig has an election FAQ. My favourite part were these two charts that place into context what McCain and Palin have been harping on.

Above are the earmarks that McCain was so angry about in the first debate.

Below is describes the offshore drilling that Palin hopes will bring energy independence to America.

Read Norvig’s FAQ and decide for yourself. There are lots more good graphs there, including a nice one on taxes.

October 2, 2008

customer service

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 2:13 pm

the agony of desire
the agony of desire, Baja Peninsula, Mexico

My blatant rip-off of Tyler’s “best sentence I read today” meme comes from Tyler himself today as he answers what will happen with the dollar?:

Bush, Bernanke, Paulson — we call them leaders. The Chinese think of them as the customer service department.

tuning out

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 8:58 am

Dear Film Actor’s Guild,

Please remind me why I should listen to you, considering you are famous because you can memorize someone else’s thoughts. I will say that you are the prettiest huffaz I’ve seen.

I thought “rocking the vote” went out of vogue at the same time as “cowabunga”.

September 29, 2008

dia pikes peak

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 8:08 pm

Groggy and cranky, I wandered around the Pikes Peak long term parking lot today at DIA wondering where the hell my car went. After about 15 minutes of this, a shuttle driver took pity on me and gave me a sweet hint — you can use the callboxes by the shuttle pickup spots to call airport security. Don’t worry about the Big Red Button — you’re totally allowed to push it.

Once you get connected to the right operator, just tell them your license plate number and they will respond with the location of your car. Big brother saves the day! Sweet!

September 14, 2008

um, no thanks?

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 5:51 pm

Oh, of course, let me go immediately do that!

August 27, 2008

czech republic, here i come

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 9:42 am

Hm, I thought I’d finished making my fall travel plans. Guess not…

SUSE Labs 2008 conference, presenting a version of my PCI slots talk

Thu, Sep 4, 2008    DENVER, CO (DEN)  - MUNICH, GFR (MUC)
Fri, Sep 5, 2008    MUNICH, GFR (MUC) - PRAGUE, CZECH (PRG)

The return flight home on Sept. 13 is going to be a bit of a bear: PRG-FRA-SFO-RNO.

Even with all this travel, I won’t hit 25K miles, and thus lose my status. Suck.

August 22, 2008

want

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 10:42 am

Zero X

August 21, 2008

china racism

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 11:56 pm

China’s international profile is somewhere in the upper stratosphere these days, what with the Olympics (acute) and the changing face of the global economy (chronic). The increased exposure is a double-edged sword, of course. Greater outside awareness can bring unwanted scrutiny in addition to the hoped-for enhanced respect.

And that’s all fine and good; nothing is ever a one-way street, and the Chinese government has some serious failures in its current governance policies which ought to be questioned.

But that’s no excuse for why bullshit emails containing such gems as:

Subject: FW: Learn Chinese for the Olympics

ENGLISH                                CHINESE
Your body odor is offensive            Yu Stin Ki Pu
&c.

are circulating around (and happen to land in my inbox). Maybe the alleged humour hits too close to home, but I don’t even understand how something like this is funny. I mean, making fun of the way a language sounds because of your own shortcomings (you don’t understand it, duh) is funny? Really? [Ok, I guess it's also mocking the way that Chinese ESL speakers pronounce English too, so, um, bonus points for attempts at theory of mind humour, but seriously, that ain't even close to the New Yorker.]

Which brings me to an article in Business Pundit entitled 7 Deadly Perceptions About Doing Business with China. The article itself is mildly interesting if you happen to be a business nerd, but there’s an almost throwaway line in there that explains perfectly the racism1 I encounter more often than I would have expected in 2008, A.D.:

Being terrified of a culture, then masking those feelings in a sense of superiority—as Carmosky claims we do with China—isn’t conducive to successful business and economic relations.

My armchair hypothesis? The complete unfamiliarity of Chinese culture to most Americans is what makes it most terrifying. The racism directed at other ethnic blocs (African-Americans, Hispanics) seems to deal with “known”, familiar entities; as a country, we have a lot of collective day to day exposure, as well as much historical exposure, to both African-Americans and Hispanics, but not so much with Chinese.

Adjusting to the changing world order is going to be hard for America and Americans. Chinese-Americans can help; we ABCs have deep, conflicting roots steeped in both cultures. Get to know us, leverage our innate existential angst, and learn about and welcome your new overlords.

If you can read this, it will happen in your lifetime.

1: Both the backhanded unintentional flavour as well as good ol’ fashioned out and out “I hate different people” kind

August 20, 2008

fall travel plans

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 10:08 pm

what goes in Reno…

Thu, Sep 11, 2008    Denver, CO (DEN) - Reno, NV (RNO)

Kernel Summit/Linux Plumber’s Conf

Sun, Sep 14, 2008    Reno, NV (RNO) - Portland, OR (PDX)

Falconer + G-unit’s wedding

Thu, Sep 25, 2008    Denver, CO (DEN) - Chicago, IL (ORD)

Becca in Madison

Thu, Oct 30, 2008    Denver, CO (DEN) - Chicago, IL (ORD)

The folks in NJ + big golden birthday celebration

Sun, Dec 21, 2008    Denver, CO (DEN) - New York, NY (LGA)
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