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Apologies for the lack of updates recently. Readjusting from jet lag has been hard, and it’s been a busy week.

Maybe I’ll find some time to post next week when I’m recovering from my second shoulder surgery.

Speaking of which, I’m totally not looking forward to it at all, not even one little bit.

I’m getting my labrum repaired. Again.

I’ll be in a sling from somewhere between 4–6 weeks. Today, the nurse informed me that I should expect about 3 days of pain, somewhere in the 4–6 range (out of 10). Ugh.

TODO

• purchase stress “squeeze” ball for rehab
• purchase one of those bed reading pillows so i can sleep semi-upright
• get percocet prescription filled
• get pooping medication because percocet causes constipation
• make appointment at body art studio to get metal jewelry replaced with plastic studs (or else plan on signing a waiver in the event things get ripped out or burned from the cauterizer)

Hope everyone reading this has some great summer plans, because mine involve a whole lot of sitting on ass.