march tempest
Fast Lane rip March madness. No, not basketball.
I suppose it should be no surprise after living in Colorado for 6 years that even the mildest seeming March can still pack a wallop. Last week we were treated to several 70 degree days. Today, we got a crotch kick from Ullr.
You know it’s bad when you see this:
LOVELAND, CO, US 03/26/2009 3:05 P.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL 03/26/2009 6:10 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY 03/26/2009 3:00 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
I love how it starts off so full of hope and optimism. “3 AM ARRIVAL SCAN — WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING, WE’RE WORKING.” A mere three hours later, we see the truly inspirational “OUT FOR DELIVERY” message. Such yeomen at UPS.
But by 3 pm… “EMERGENCY CONDITIONS. ABANDON ALL HOPE. OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#$%$ATH0+++ NO CARRIER”
It’s kinda what I imagine the end of the world to be like.
In other news, this is what an electronic snow day looks like.
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