this is average?

Kinder, gentler Alex has been trying really hard not to be overtly mean-spirited lately, but this personals ad on craigslist really made my eyebrows go up:

I’m a 24 year old single mother of one two year old that I adore. I am not utterly unattractive, I have common sense, average body and weight, good job, good home life, and pretty well put together. I dont sound too crazy right?

Good so far.

I am 5’5, 180lbs., blue eyes, blonde hair, wear glasses, and smoke. If you can not handle these things thanks for stopping by and travel safe on your journey.

Come again?

I don’t buy into the societal anorexia so prevalent these days, but 5’5″ and 180 really doesn’t seem “average” to me. Maybe this person thinks she’s a an above-average driver too.