an ode to wal-mart

In keeping with the Wal-Mart theme, and my own laziness in generating original content, I’m just going to link to an column published in the CSM today titled An Ode to Wal-Mart. Humorous quote:

Ah, we benighted masses who shop at Wal-Mart – the “bad neighbor,” the antiworker, the female-discriminator, the Main-Street-mom-and-pop-store-killer with its “Wal-ocaust” policies and “Everyday Low-Price Guns.” But Wal-Mart just made up for it all by stocking “Brokeback Mountain.”

Worried about who’ll get hurt by a gun purchased at Wal-Mart? Just think how many lives Wal-Mart saves by not stocking the morning-after pill.

Of course, that’s not entirely true anymore, as Wal-Mart does plan on carrying Plan B at all its pharmacies.

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