they can all blow me

I’ve never really thought of Bruce Willis as a hero. Sure, he’s kicked a lot of ass in some sweet movies (Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Sin City) but I always figured that he was just another Hollywood actor type with the intelligence of mashed potatoes.

Not so.

He went over to Iraq to meet the troops of the Deuce Four (where we find out that he actually tried to enlist, but was turned down due to age), and he gives a hilarious interview over at chud.com. My favorite quote:

Q: Entertainment Weekly says…

Willis: Did you just say Entertainment Weekly? Do you work for them?

Q: No but they said one of the films they never want to see is Die Hard 4. Does that surprise you since all the want to see it? And would you still do it?

Willis: Entertainment Weekly hates me. They’ve hated me since they’ve been a magazine. Fuck ‘em. And you can go and tell them that.

Q: Why?

Willis: Because I’m a threat to them. Why does anybody hate anybody? Because they have some beef. Who cares? They can all blow me.

There’s some good stuff about his idea of being a Republican too. Check it out. Bruce Willis is the new Chuck Norris.