kill ‘em all

I’ve decided that the best way to end religious strife, once and for all, is the empirical method. Everyone who thinks their deity is the supreme being goes to Antarctica. The rest of the world donates used land mines (solves that problem), guns, knives, and other weaponry. Then, we place a huge plexiglass bubble over the entire continent and call it good.

All the fanatics kill each other, after which they get to find out if they picked the right deity, and can be either smugly blissful or burning in hell for the rest of eternity, while the rest of the world goes about its business.

The only drawback to this problem is who will save the penguins? Because they are soo darn cute. Maybe we’ll just medevac them all outta there before the religious nutjobs arrive.