March 23, 2004
yoga
Yoga is much better when it’s not spring break, and all of the hotties are back from Cancun or wherever. Actually, that should read, “everything is better when the hotties are back from Cancun or wherever”. I’m such a dirty old man.
I look forward to faithfully replicating the downward dog one of these days, perhaps in 2038. The optimal body type for yoga is like the giant rubber band that’s attached to a bouncy balloon — the type that kids like to play with. My body type is like the rubber band that’s found keeping a lobster claw shut, or maybe some broccoli stalks together.
