alex chiang: web 6.0

March 25, 2004

it’s not the size that counts…

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 3:48 pm

Read an interesting article about a new theory that claims a mutation caused monkey jaw muscles to become underdeveloped. This, in turn allowed the skull to expand, and consequently, the brain to get bigger. Bigger brains then led to the human branch of the evolutionary tree.

Interesting thought, but then I immediately wondered why humans are not under the control of super-intelligent whale and elephant overlords, I figured that lots of smarter people have already done research on this topic. Sure enough, google found this article on the correlation between brain size and intelligence.

Interesting stuff.

March 23, 2004

yoga

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 12:40 am

Yoga is much better when it’s not spring break, and all of the hotties are back from Cancun or wherever. Actually, that should read, “everything is better when the hotties are back from Cancun or wherever”. I’m such a dirty old man.

I look forward to faithfully replicating the downward dog one of these days, perhaps in 2038. The optimal body type for yoga is like the giant rubber band that’s attached to a bouncy balloon — the type that kids like to play with. My body type is like the rubber band that’s found keeping a lobster claw shut, or maybe some broccoli stalks together.

March 22, 2004

insomnia

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 2:36 am

Or rather, “I shouldn’t have taken a 2 hour nap at 6 pm today”. Woe to the fool who does so, as it’s now 2:30 AM and I can’t sleep a bit.

March 20, 2004

upgrades and updates

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 12:14 pm

Lots of stuff going on, but I’m not feeling verbose. Started taking yoga classes, need to do my taxes, March Madness is here again, upgraded the blog software here to stem the comment spam plague, yay for warm weather and riding my motorcycle, still can’t break into profit in poker, I’m done.

Also, I just saw a minivan commercial for the Nissan Quest using Modest Mouse as the background music. WTF? Modest Mouse and Minivans?

March 13, 2004

tequila is the devil

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 12:02 pm

Played poker last night with the guys at csmith’s house. At some point during the night, he fed me a giant pinkish colored drink that was about 80% tequila and 20% pink stuff.

I haven’t been this hung over in a long time. Ouch.

Finished 3rd out of 8. I got knocked out when I caught pocket rockets. The flop and turn were pretty low cards, and the person I was up against was playing shitty cards all night long. There was a straight draw out there, but I only put him on two pair at best. Another ace came out on the river, and I thought “bingo!”. Went all in, and showed my trips. It sure sucked to see his straight.

I blame the tequila.

March 8, 2004

utah shennanigans

Filed under: dreck — alex @ 10:03 am

What a thoroughly excellent weekend. I took Friday off and drove out to Salt Lake City with Bob, where we met up with some cohorts from days of yore at UIUC. The stated purpose of the trip was to find some Utah powder and drink as much beer as possible.

Check and check.

Saturday was spent at Snowbird during an intense snowstorm. There was just about zero visibility near the top, and I experienced my first whiteout conditions. There’s something disconcerting about not knowing whether you are moving or at rest, due to the complete lack of audio-visual clues, and quite a few times, I actually thought I was standing still, only to find myself on the ground a few seconds later because I was actually riding the snowboard and ended up catching an edge or somesuch.

This was my first time in really deep powder which necessitates a completely different riding style, wherein you keep your weight on your uphill leg rather than your downhill leg. Catching face shots of powder was somewhat cool, but it would have been cooler to be able to see.

The visibility was much better lower on the mountain, and we spent the day riding some hard stuff and mucking about in the terrain park. Apparently, I had quite the specatular set of spills, and my oblique muscles felt like I was bitten by a rabid dingo.

Sunday was an excellent halfday spent at Brighton. The sun was shining, and there was tons of untouched powder in the trees. The runs were difficult, but not over our heads, and there were relatively easy sections connecting the trees, so there was much more of a sense of continuity from top to bottom compared to Snowbird.

Beer in Utah? You bet. Bob and I had a huge cooler filled with a smorgasboard of Colorado microbrews, many of which the guys from Illinois had never heard of before. I can only imagine what the Mormon housekeepers thought each morning, as they attempted to clean a room inhabited by 6 men who weren’t too concerned about personal hygiene so much as they were concerned about getting rip roaring drunk.