alex chiang: web 6.0

Here’s my new holiday diet plan.

Step 1: eat and drink as much as you like for as long as you like. Optimal amount of time is probably one week or so.

Step 2: get sick as a dog on the last 2 days of your vacation or holiday

No weight gain for you. Also, it’s easier to spend a few days doped up on Nyquil than spending a few weeks in the gym working out.

In other news, I’m a year older now. I plan on celebrating by getting lower car insurance rates. Whee.