October 17, 2003
go yanks
Best. Team. Ever.
It’s sweet to once again assert my superiority due to nothing more than having the good luck of being born in NJ and rooting for the correct baseball team. While the rest of the country gnashes their collective teeth and mutter about how it’s not fair because the Yankees have such a huge payroll, I get to sit back and watch my team go to the World Series for the 7th time in 9 years.
That’s a stupid argument anyhow. Of course the best team is the richest team. Why would it make any sense for it to be any other way? Why is the USA the best country to live in? Because we have the most money. Duh.
It’s good to be the king.
