September 24, 2003
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Colgate claims that their new “Total Advanced Fresh” toothpaste will fight bad breath for 12 hours at a time. Intrigued, I bought some to test it out. After eagerly brushing my teeth, my tongue tasted funny and was the slightest bit numb. I then went to sleep and woke up a mere 10 hours later with regular old morning breath.
A pox on Colgate for misleading me.
