i love crack

Added a few lists of cracks to climb here.

In other news, I’ve been feeling like shit all week. I either have salmonella or the worst lactose intolerance response ever. I sleep about four hours a night before waking up with severe abdominal pain. Gas-X helps, but only slightly. My life sucks right now.

44 Comments

  1. pablo escobar — May 4, 2003 #

    I suggest that you start smoking lots of crack cocaine as soon as possible. Then use heroin when the comedowns become available. I found violent crime to be a great source of income when i become broke. theres nothing quite as funny as an old lady twitching and spazing out on the floor after you’ve brained her with a baseball bat.

  2. jon jonson — June 23, 2003 #

    crack is the greates i smok ereyday in fac i am high now. i am missing all my front teeth it is great

  3. hutgo — June 23, 2003 #

    hi im hugo a neighborhood crackhead
    behold, im goin to justify crack today for you
    itake a shower everyday , every minute every way i use soap , shampoo sometimes i brush my teeth in the shower, so smoke crack…

  4. cracksmoke — June 27, 2003 #

    hey me crack smok, i live in a shac and smok crac,
    my name is iejfa what was i talkin about……………..oh yea crac is in my family bl0odline it is my tradishin my hole family has no teeth it true to teh word lakjf la; i cant think right the crac is ckcin in aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ficjhkl;ad

  5. Marty — August 2, 2003 #

    I want some crack. crack is good. crack makes Marty feel better about my poorness. can anyone give me some CRACK!!!1 I LOVE cRaCk. FROM YOUR CRACKWHORE THE POOREST MAN EVER MARTY

  6. Bob — September 18, 2003 #

    I love crack too much. i huff dusters to, but crack is the shit. No one can live to the fullest w/ out crack. P.s. wheres my crack?

  7. cracky — September 23, 2003 #

    now there is crack and there is non crack, please stay away from the non crack

  8. cracky — September 23, 2003 #

    now there is crack and there is non crack, please stay away from the non crack

  9. Bilfo — September 26, 2003 #

    CRACKK MWAKAKAKAK..A.A. Crack is by far the best thing in the world you put in it nose your snuff up the no9se a d get akk feelings isnt the world. i lvoe crakc more than anyone eose beocause vracjk loives me likes i love it

  10. Willi — September 29, 2003 #

    im comin down off some good shit
    up for 19 houurse is numb
    yeah ufucking face numb

    legs
    yeah i love crack

  11. Willi — September 29, 2003 #

    finished my crack bingine dont feel to good

  12. Detrick Doodamyer — October 1, 2003 #

    Crack b good crack b bad crack on my knee you are b double dragon i am sam not parker but bob barker mwakakak then end times two crack and soggy sausage

  13. crack lover — November 11, 2003 #

    Crack is a gift from God! I have been on a crack binge for three days streight. I am also an elementary school teacher. All that anti-drug propaganda that I, as a teacher, have to teach my class about is full of shit. You can still be successful and smoke crack. Well I’m off to smoke another rock.

  14. CRACKPOT HEAD — December 14, 2003 #

    THE STRONGEST LOVE IN THE WORLD IS A MOTHER’S LOVE FOR THEIR CHILD.I’VE SEEN A MOTHER SELL HER CHILD FOR A HUNDRED PAK BECAUSE OF HER LOVE FOR CRACKSMOKE.I SAID “DAMN, THAT’S FUCKED UP”,THEN I TOOK A CRUCIAL.

  15. CRACKPOT HEAD — December 14, 2003 #

    This is called THE FREAKMONT STREET EXPERIENCE; from when i was in vegas. AWAY FROM THE SLOTS . CLOSER TO THE SPOTS. SEARCHING FOR SOME ROCKS. RUNNING FROM THE COPS. SIN CITY LIVES IN ME. SMOKING WITH MY ENEMY. POSTED UP IN MOTEL THREE. SHE GOT ME FOR SOME MONEY. AS THE DAYLIGHT DOES CREEP. SO DOES UNDENYING SLEEP. I CRASH AND BURN SO VERY DEEP. SHES KNOCKING ON MY DOOR. GO AWAY!YOU DIRTY WHORE. OPEN UP!POLICE!GET ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!

  16. Jeff — December 19, 2003 #

    Yall need to lay off the crack its messing with your minds. The goverment created it to control your minds. You are all now zombies. The government will soon imprision you all, and do bio-genetic research on your body’s and brain’s. They will slowly dismember you piece by piece until you slowly and painstakantly romove your own eyes to gouge you very own brains out. As you die you relieve your body fluids. With that stench you finally die. In which you are tortured and made a slave in what seems to be hell, but is nothing but eternal and infanite pain. So stop smoking rock before it is to late.

  17. jASON — February 16, 2004 #

    cRACK. WHAT CAN I SAY? ITS SUPER! IT KIND OF MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN EXCEPT WHEN I PUT ON MY TIGHTS AND CAPE AND TRY TO FLY I ONLY FALL AND BREAK MY GLASS STEM. I AM SO SAD. I AM A HUGE FAN OF CHORE BOY TOO. GOOD JOB CHORE BOY. I THINK I AM GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO CHORE BOY AND TRY OUT FOR THE 2004 CRACK OLYMPICS. I AM A CRACK WINNER. WHEE. WHEE FOR ME. CHORE BOY LIVES TO GET HIGH ONCE AGAIN. YOU ALL CAN WORSHIP CHORE BOY. OK? PLEASE? YEAH CRACK!

  18. AMBER — March 4, 2004 #

    High, my name is Amber, I am a CRACKOLOGIST! Specializing in STEMISM. I am not only a daily smoker, I grew up in a crackhouse. I’ve seen tweekers of every kind you could imagine ; from closet smoking dealers, to buggy-pushing all in the police face, street crackheads. There is a difference between a smoker and a crackhead; a smoker (like myself) enjoys getting high on a regular basis but still manages to maintain a plce to live, personal hygene, jewlry, nice belongings and does not spend every last penny on crack. A crackhead will sell their mama for a kibble-n-bit hit. I personaly will not do crack unless I have Heroin to balance it out, the happy medium that they together create is what makes the dope-world a beautiful place!!!

    m

  19. CRACKPOTHEAD — March 10, 2004 #

    IN MY BED RIGHT NOW THERE LIES THE MOST INCREDIBLE LOOKING,EXOTIC,EROTIC ,WOMAN THAT I’VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.I MET HER AT THE DOPEHOLE WHILE COPPING ROCK.SHE WAS INSIDE BEING PIMPED OUT FOR HITS.SHE SAW HOW MUCH I BOUGHT AND HER EYES SPARKLED.SHE CAME HOME WITH ME AND GAVE ME ALL OF HERSELF, EVERY WILLING ORIFICE,EVERY MOAN AND GROAN.SHE MILKED ME DRY FOUR TIMES.I THINK I’M IN LOVE

  20. jersey — March 12, 2004 #

    I like crack because I can move . It allowsa me freedom to do what you all taake for granted. I can dance , ride bikes , clean house, but most of all I CAN FUCK, ride and suck cock, as long as I want as often , at 42 I,m likin it.

  21. kat — May 7, 2004 #

    hay i dont smoke crack but i do alot of other drugs but i do smoke coke well my friend wants to do it and i was wonderin how do u boil uncut coke to make into rock well email me to tell me thanks

  22. kat — May 7, 2004 #

    hay i dont smoke crack but i do alot of other drugs but i do SNORT coke well my friend wants to do it and i was wonderin how do u boil uncut coke to make into rock well email me to tell me thanks

  23. vern — May 26, 2004 #

    i do crack too just like you i even fucked my mom for a 10 piece she ate my shit, then we got high on some more crack

  24. justin carroll — May 26, 2004 #

    i fucked my mom in the ass for a crack rock then she ate my cum

  25. John Vanderpool — May 26, 2004 #

    i never smoked crack but i lov to huf gas

  26. friog man — January 30, 2005 #

    i dont like crack

  27. highleen — June 19, 2005 #

    I LOVE CRACK!!!!!!!!!check the perimeters, dont do it,wheres my hooptie? start sucking!!whos yo mother fucking daddy?????somebody stop me, im smoking!! cuz im tweakin, trippin like don knotts what the fuck is really going on? ive been up since jan.1, 2005 with maybe 2 minutes of sleep crack eye, crack jaw, crack twitches, crack jive,crack tongue, oh my i got a fucking hole in my tongue!!!!!!!got a hit??got a pusher? of course i got the chopstick!!im gonna ask you please step away from the crack stem,ohwheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee master blaster yall know what im talkin about! i could go on and on maybe i will when i finish this hit ill probaly think of another crack attack, thats one im high as giraffes pussy,all i really wanted to find out is what color is the real chore boys hat??that is the question of the day today tommorow yesterday its all one big fucking day so smoke crack all day i cant forget ,but i cant remember either 2 people that have been up with me since the first of jan mommy and daddy oh angie you cocksucker LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE CRACK!!!!!!!!!!! LICK ME WHERE I PEE COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FAMOUS AMOS

  28. Two Fags — June 23, 2005 #

    Please send samples of your best stuff, our students need it (we be in Miami)!!!

  29. white specks — August 30, 2005 #

    im fighting the urge to use today…
    i hope that i can stay off, but I always give in
    help

  30. crackdaddy — October 14, 2005 #

    Crack is like eating.

  31. Anonymous — October 16, 2005 #

    bunch of crack head bithes fuck yall

  32. cubansandheroin — December 15, 2005 #

    dude, heroin, topamax, methadone, i hate it, i love it, why, why why, crack can be ymummy, mth can be yummy, my head feels messy, is this me or is this you, i feel like the grinch and you are a who, my ears are ringing and you go coo… so load a rawk and go booyaca booyaca and then i will inject into you

  33. skeetooooooritus — January 10, 2006 #

    i wanna be a crack head…! where do i get some and not get arrested?!?

  34. cracky — January 25, 2006 #

    Who stole my crack-a-lack???? BITCHES!!!

  35. Courtney — January 27, 2006 #

    i dont like drugs and i dont do them either! neither should u (reading this)

  36. Courtney — January 27, 2006 #

    crack IS wack!

  37. Courtney — February 3, 2006 #

    post something damn it

  38. slimjim — April 8, 2006 #

    u lot r a sad bunch of cunts. i was a crack head and it aint good coz it will fuck u up. i hav 2 be on medication 4 the rest of my life . and u lot think its so great. yeh its great.
    your grandad licks my nuts while i cum in your nans face u dirty cunts

  39. crackwhorejunkieslutwhorefuckmeintheass — November 6, 2006 #

    crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack

  40. gettin loaded — November 29, 2006 #

    havent done much crack in my life, BUT I DAMN SURE LOVE IT!

  41. fuck crack — December 11, 2006 #

    fuck crack!!!!!!!!

  42. crack sucks — December 16, 2006 #

    Are yall serious? I hope not! Crack sucks ass. meth rulesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. CRACK KING — December 16, 2006 #

    HELLO FELLOW CRACK SMOKER….I AM THE GOD OF CRACK AND I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH…IF YOU EVER NEED ANY CRACK I GOT IT FO SALE….

  44. Ricky — February 8, 2007 #

    What does the post have to do with crack?

    I love crack. I’m not physically addicted but very much so mentally. I smoke crack about once a week and think about it about once a second. I wish I had some crack now. That’s how I found this. Googling Crack. I want some crack.

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