alex chiang: web 6.0

Hello there!

For one reason or another, I’ve gotten ahold of your email address and decided that you want to hear from me this summer. Perhaps you’re an old high school buddy or college drinking pal. Maybe you’re a climbing partner or a member of my family. Or maybe you’re just plain lucky.

But don’t panic, for no matter what category (or categories) you may fall into, rest assured that you’ll be given equal treatment as anyone else:

Impersonal and Generic

Just imagine! The first step towards a truly egalitarian world society is occurring in your inbox RIGHT NOW!

For you, gentle reader, have earned an illustrious spot on my world famous BCC list. Yow!

I’m hoping to keep y’all updated on my travels in Peru this summer, due to my delusion that some of you out there may actually care about my whereabouts.

Incidentally, if you don’t hear from me by August 5th, there is a very good likelyhood that I am, in fact, dead. In that event, I’m sure that my family will want some of my possessions and so they get first dibs, but the rest may be freely distributed amongst yourselves, auction style. Items go to the highest bidder, and the proceeds shall be split amongst the Access Fund and the Electronic Frontier Foundation (www.eff.org). You may contact my mother Grace, at gcchiang@aol.com for more information.

The extent to which I am joking is left as an exercise to the reader (but I really am serious about the Access Fund and EFF!).

Anyhow, I am about to embark on a magical and mystical tour to a distant and strange land — JFK International Airport.

Cheers!

/Alex