lovely, fat, and dumb

Wisdom from my mom.

She’s starting a new job as an independent auditor for food factories, and asked us kids for naming suggestions of her new LLC.

I suggested Panda Consulting, LLC via email, which was completely ignored. Several hours later, we got a mail with the name she chose. I contacted her over IM a few hours later and got this amazing gem:

(09:54:14 PM) me: you didn't want to name your company after pandas?
(09:59:42 PM) mom: no
(09:59:49 PM) mom: it seems too soft
(09:59:59 PM) mom: and may be not professional
(10:00:40 PM) mom: plus i think pandas are lovely, fat and look dumb